MAN. I wish I had half the swag that Macklemore does...

On Easter Sunday, traffic was backed up 2 miles in Seattle because of THIS:

[PEREZITOS]

"Farrah Abraham fought the law, and the law won. But she did get in a few good bites!

The Teen Mom star was arrested for DUI on Tuesday, and according to police reports, she did not go quietly!

Police say she wouldn't stop biting as they tried to administer the
breathalyzer! No wonder when she knew she would blow almost twice the
legal limit!

She also reportedly tried to flee the scene and bashed her head against the squad car windows!

Uh, we thought she was just drunk! Did they check for bath salts while they were at it? Because this behavior is cray cray!"

Find out HOW they knew she was drunk driving HERE.

This kid can sing!  And the lyrics are both funny and meaningful...pretty interesting take on the Disney Princesses!